The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes

This world is but a canvas to our imagination.

housewifeswag:

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

word. I now require the purchase of a bra for every bra size question.

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jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

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officialkrudd:

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

the aliens just leave australia alone they don’t even try

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snpachat:

lmaoalien:

slow wifi needs to stop

Well it technically needs to go.

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kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

(Source: james-pleiadeshawkins, via strawberryfields-foreverr)

Free the weed and let the people grow.

emmaswans:

Snow freakin’ White.

rogerswater:

msemmaclaire:

girl gangs make me swoon so hard

how rad is to have a girl gang

(Source: johnthecraftist, via jessiewentandtold)